How to Watch the All-Star Race

1) Get free truck race tickets via Reddit thread

2) Make a minor donation to NPR in exchange for 4 NASCAR HoF tickets

3) Call some buddies and hit the road

4) Park at the foot bridge to the speedway for $10

5) Arrive shortly before green flag

6) Stay in a decent hotel that serves breakfast until 11am

7) Eat breakfast, go for a swim, eat second breakfast

8) Visit the Hendrick Shops

9) Visit the Hall of Fame, eat wings

10) Stop off at a fun park on the way home to race go-carts

11) Drive home, watch All-Star race on TV