Conversation

NASCAR Fans: “MORE SHORT TRACKS!!”
NASCAR: Hey, we’ve got two short track races this weekend.
NASCAR Fans: *don’t show up*
NASCAR Fans: “We want Truck and Xifinty races with NO Cup drivers!”
NASCAR: Cup drivers are banned from running certain races… and there are two standalone races at Iowa (A SHORT TRACK) without Cup drivers in the field.
NASCAR Fans: *don’t show up*
Me: …This is why we can’t have nice things.