Happy Thanksgiving! Although historically, this day celebrates immigrants swarming the continent and wiping out the natives via disease, greed, and pestilence, I remain thankful for the modern, suburban spirit of the holiday; Gratefulness for the Good Things:
A bountiful year
Family, near & far
Hot race cars
The Bill of Rights
Now, let’s eat some fine food, pinch our partner’s fine behinds, stand around in the garage looking at unfinished projects, and shoot some empty beer cans out in the field!